Scram, Squirrel! ‘Weekly Take-Out’ 4 Tray-Size, MC Direct
• Spicy, no-harm premium seed that birds love AND squirrels avoid
• Single-use, seed-filled trays for maximum convenience
• Refilling = cleaning feeding-surfaces (no extra work)
• 4 large, seed-filled ‘En-Trays’ automatically delivered every month
For a long time, we’ve advocated the decriminalization of squirrels within the “birding community.” What sense, AT ALL, does it make to punish one wild animal (which naturally eats seeds and berries) for eating SEEDS AND BERRIES SET OUTISIDE FOR THE PURPOSE OF FEEDING WILD ANIMALS?! Just other wild animals. Can’t you see how that makes ZERO walking-around sense, whether you are a human or a squirrel? Not to mention, squirrels are HILARIOUS. Seriously, this world of ours could benefit greatly if more humans would put down their rage long enough to laugh at a squirrel’s acrobatics and determination, but we digress…
Well, enough of you seem to think that product labels on bags of seeds and berries matter, so WE GIVE UP! Here you go, squirrel-haters, this ‘En-Tray’ is for you!
‘Scram, Squirrel!’ En-Trays are the answer for how you feed birds, while deterring squirrels. It turns out, birds can’t taste ‘spice,’ squirrels CAN. It’s a lot like this: Mike likes to steal sandwiches out of the break-room refrigerator. Angie catches on to this thievery, so she DRENCHES her turkey sandwich in jalapeno juice. After all, Angie is impervious to “spiciness” so she doesn’t mind the extra ingredient. Mike steals Angie’s sandwich, and takes a BIG OL’ BITE. He immediately regrets it. That moment was not fun for Mike, but it did him no physical harm. Mike stops stealing sandwiches. (Mike is squirrels.)
These ‘Scram, Squirrel!’ En-Trays are fully interchangeable with ‘Mimi’s Bird & Breakfast.’ With our ‘Weekly Take-Out’-sized order, you receive 4, 1.5lb seed-filled ‘Scram, Squirrel!’ En-Trays. 8 seed-filled ‘En-Trays’ right to your door-1 for each week (depending on your birds’ appetite)!
If you have a ‘Mimi’s Bird & Breakfast’, then you know how easy it is to keep it full… if you have the refill ‘En-Trays’ handy! Some birds are REALLY hungry, and you know from experience that you are better off buying in bulk. With ‘Hungry Birds-A La Carte’, we’ll send you 8 seed-filled ‘En-Trays’ right to your door. Installation is easy- simply remove the old, empty ‘En-Tray’ and throw it in the recycle bin. Then, remove the film from one of the new ‘En-Trays’, and slide the new ‘En-Tray’ into the Bird Buffet-that’s it! Your birds will love the seed, and you’ll love the convenience!
Simply sign up for this monthly delivery, and we will automatically ship you 4 ‘Scram, Squirrel! En-Trays’ refills each month, directly to your door! No more forgetting to buy seed at the store, no more toting around bulky seed in your cart, and then transferring it to your trunk. And don’t get us started on how much harder it is for folks who can’t simply jump in the car and go to the store! Subscribe now as a ‘Mr. Canary Direct-er’ and you can permanently remove “buy bird seed” from you shopping list- now through eternity (or until you choose to cancel!)
Oh, we almost forgot! Another benefit to subscribing as a ‘Mr. Canary Direct-er’: each year, you will receive an extra shipment of 4 ‘En-Trays’ completely free, as a token of how much we appreciate you. Seriously, YOU ROCK! #Gratitude
P.S. We are responsible human beings who appreciate nature, and we do our best to take care of it. SO, each ‘En-Tray‘ is made of sustainably-sourced paperboard. That is “green-speak” meaning “For every tree used to make this tray, several more trees were planted to replace it.”