Grandpa’s Favorite Gift
Grandpas are AWESOME best! Grandpa tells the craziest stories, and has a lot of quirks, but he is also one of those rock-solid people in your life who you know always has your back. Through thick-or-thin, you know that Grandpa would do anything to see you happy, healthy, and taken care of. Yes, he does love getting framed pictures of you-his most favorite grandchild! But still, you can only gift those so many times before your gifting starts to seem lazy. So what can you get Grandpa that he will actually use and enjoy!? A bird feeder!
“Seriously!? A bird feeder as a gift?” Yes, seriously- but not just ANY bird feeder. We are talking the only bird feeder that gives grandpa all of the birds, with none of the clean-up. This bird feeder is designed to minimize the effort spent maintaining a bird feeder, without sacrificing the nature benefits it brings.
Yes, it is true that ‘bird feeding’ is about as old as time itself, but humor us for a second. Practice an old theater trick for a moment, and ‘suspend your beliefs’. Imagine that something simple, and natural, could bring about a feeling of calm. Imagine that simply having something to look out (and look up) to could pry your eyes away from the screen for a moment of two. Imagine that watching creatures like birds, and squirrels, and chipmunks could break-up that internal self-talk long enough to reset and realize that things really aren’t as bad as they seem.
THAT is what we are talking about here! THAT is the unique gift your grandpa will appreciate.
Now, not all bird feeders are created equal. The old-school bird feeders pawn-off the maintenance to the user. We’ve fixed that! Our patented bird feeding system allows people to spend their time enjoying birds- rather than cleaning up after them. With our system there’s NO MORE: heavy lifting; or, scoops; or, funnels; or, storage bins to keep rodents out of seed bags; or, scrubbing dirty, gross feeding surfaces.
We eliminated the worst part of feeding birds, so our customers can focus on the best part: ENJOYING them! Give grandpa a thoughtful gift that will help bring a simple, quiet peace to his daily life.
